Pitt and his crew minus Normal roll to an American camp, where Norman joins them and his first job is to clean the rest of his predecessor from the tank – and by “the rest” I mean a torn-off half of his face, so my first thought was “oh, it’s THIS kind of movie” – luckily, while brutal, the violence (initially) doesn’t feel pointless. Odd thing – weren’t the hispanic people segregated in WW2 in separate units like the black people? Anyway, the last crewmember’s name is Norman (bow machinegunner aka “assistant driver”). Then there is the hated Shia LeBoeuf as “Bible” (considering his reputation, he did a pretty good job on his role), who is a hardcore Christian gunner and the driver is a Mexican called Garcia. There are four other crewmembers – a dirty guy, I don’t remember his name, so I’ll call him Fuckface, because I really don’t like the actor (I don’t like Brad Pitt either, but I like this actor even less). The movie shows a story of Brad Pitt (his character is called “Don” or “Wardaddy”, hell if I know why) and his crew. That of course is crap and I am starting to sense that cold dread of Belton Cooper being channelled, but don’t worry, it won’t matter that much, because there are literally three minutes (maybe even less) of tank vs tank combat in the movie. The movie starts with explaining to you, how much American tanks sucked compared to the German ones and how “terribly outmatched” were the Americans in armor. A really weird thing were the Czech subtitles by the way – the person, who made them clearly had absolutely no clue what they are talking about, they just got a few technical terms translated to Czech and used them incorrectly. Of course, by this time, a lot of people have already seen the movie, so I guess it won’t be anything new for many of you. But… I have a tank blog, so I guess it could not be avoided, since this was promoted everywhere as “THE” tank movie. I hate hype, because it usually means the product itself is poor and even if it is not, it almost never lives up to the hype anyway. Fury here, Fury there, Fury fucking everywhere. I don’t even like war movies, but what really turned me off was the constant Wargaming hype. I did not really want to go watch Fury all that much. Well, you’ve been warned about the spoilers.įirst, I have to confess. ![]() Warning! This post contains significant spoilers.
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